The Dark Side of the Croon

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Good evening ladies and gentleman.  George Crooney here, coming to you live from the MIDDLE KINGDOM; Zhongguo; that’s C-H-I-N-A baby.

I wanna send a big 2, 6, 9, 12 Dankeshaun to my good pal Jules for inviting me on the trip of a lifetime.   We’ve got the world on a string, baby: we’re sittin’ on a rainbow.

Keep up with all of our exploits on this page.  And if your computer catches a cold, just remember old Crooney is still out there:

Somewhere, beyond the sea, somewhere…